Sandwiches are pretty lazy food anyway. Even lazier is a sandwich made using no knife and no plate. Therefore no clean up.
The lazy sandwich: get two slices of white bread. Pour squeezy mayo onto one slice. Mash the two slices of bread together. Pull apart again, making a V shape with the two slices. Get a handful of salt and vinegar crisps/chips and put into the middle. Crunch together. Eat.
Prep time: 5-10 seconds.
Fantastic.
No washing up to do either. No cleanup, no mess. Just a few crumbs on the floor. Who cares. Dog will eat them I suppose.
